Thursday is here, and it seems our dreams of a female Ash in the Evil Dead remake have been dashed. Lily Collins didn’t feel it coming in the air tonight, or any other night, and as such, has dropped out. How to fix this? Well, we think Ash Burch from the web series Hey Ash, Watcha Playin? could be a contender. Maybe/probably/very definitely that’s not realistic, but we want it. Either way, we’ve got some offsite links for you that will shock you in the brain.

Highlights include:

1.) Neeson may return to Gotham after all.

2.) Lots of John Carter action.

3.)  You can really be The Last Starfighter.

Every day Stubby the Rocket jets around the internet looking for links of interest. When Stubby finds these links, they get put in our handy Links of Interest section and sometimes on our Twitter and Facebook! Here are today’s:

• Ra’s Al Ghul coming back to Gotham after all? Neeson drops odd comments.
• Remember when Lily Collins was cast as a new female Ash in the Evil Dead remake? She’s already out!
• Patrick Stewart is no sell out. Not even in 1987!
• The score for John Carter from Michael Giacchino is here.
• Don’t know what this John Carter thing is? Nice primer over on SF Signal.
• New Doctor Who video game seems to be very River Song-centric.
• The Myspace of Hogwarts, called myHogwarts is in beta-registration.
• There is now a downloadable, and fully playable version of The Last Starfighter.
• Lightspeed interviews Aimee Bender.
• A 3-D Phantom Menace comic book is out there for everyone who wants to see Darth Maul in 3-D before February.
• Limited edition Planet of the Apes posters are really, really good looking.

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