Thu
Jul 7 2011 4:31pm
What Was That?

When people ask me how long it took me to write The Astounding, the Amazing, and the Unknown, I tell them over 40 years. I’m kind of not joking. It took years to absorb all the science fiction and fantasy culture I needed to recreate the Golden Age of Sci Fi. Bradbury, Heinlein and Asimov alone took up most of my 14th year. And then there were all the movies, games, and TV shows that just had to be watched as well. Had I known where it was all leading, perhaps I would have read more literary works and watched more French cinema—but not everyone can predict the future as well as Asimov.

Point is, I’ve seen a lot of stuff. Frankly, I’ve probably forgotten more than I remember, and I’m left with some odd memory fragments. Like chips in my teeth I keep poking with my tongue, these missing pieces are irritating. I thought I’d ask you, the Tor readers, if you could help me fill in some of these gaps. Don’t be a wiseguy and send me a link to “Let me f’in Google that for you.” This is how we fans used to do things. And if you have things you can’t quite remember—let’s hear about them.

  1. One of my earliest memories is of a cartoon about a boy who owns a Pegasus statue that comes to life under certain circumstances. What was it?
  2. This super-freaky movie took place on the moon. As the astronauts bounced around, a tree-alien thing would appear and flash stop-lights at them. Then a big ball of aluminum foil would devour them. Swear to God, that’s how I remember it. So, seriously, what the H?
  3. In this book, miners excavating energy from another dimension accidentally release a strange spider-like creature on an unsuspecting city. In spite of their best efforts, the creature builds a web dome over the metropolis that not even a nuclear blast can destroy.
  4. Now this may be two movies I’m confusing into one. I recall a lunatic asylum. Then, at the end, people are standing on a beach looking at the ocean and great islands are hanging in the sky. Not much more to go on. Sorry.
  5. In this YA book, a couple of kids living on the moon discover a secret cave full of flowers—they trip their asses off—in a YA sense.
  6. This British movie ends with sex “evolving” two good-looking people into some kind of giant talking monkey that strikes ominously across the country-side.
  7. Here’s one for all of those who shared my experience of growing up in Taipei, Taiwan. This show featured a woman who would turn into a scary, hairy ghost version of Cousin It and freak me the hell out.
  8. Back when rolling the dice meant Dungeons & Dragons to me, and not Craps, we occasionally broke out this odd board-game. It was somewhat like Risk, in that you tried to occupy and hold territory—but it was fantasy-based: plus you could send one of your pieces on a dangerous journey high into the mountains where you could appeal to the gods for heavenly help.
  9. I always assumed this boy-and-his-robot book was an Isaac Asimov tale, but I’ve never been able to prove it. Told from the robot’s POV, he/it feels such a strong attachment to his boy owner than when the kid’s family leaves him behind, he escapes his new slavery and follows. He/it becomes a celebrity at the end because of his humanity.
  10. A simple children’s storybook about a moon boy lost on earth. At one point, he is imprisoned, but as the moon wanes, so does he—until he can slip through the bars and escape.
  11. Bonus: Superman vs. Batman at some point in the early seventies. Superman becomes some kind of bad-ass in a black costume with a starburst symbol on it. Batman is worried.

So? Let’s see how long it takes to find out what these things are. I predict less than a day. But you never know.


Paul Malmont is the author of The Astounding, the Amazing, and the Unknown, out this month from Simon & Schuster. Find out more at www.paulmalmont.com and the Facebook page. He tweets from @pmalmont.

15 comments
james loyd
1. gaijin
I think #10 might be this:
http://www.amazon.com/Moon-Man-Tomi-Ungerer/dp/1570982074
I vaguely remember having seen the Weston Woods "animated"* version of it.

Now I have one. A live-action Japanese show about a human boy and a family of robots. The father robot is a giant and the son can turn into a red jet.

*i.e. Dissolves or cuts from one still image to another.
Dru O'Higgins
2. bellman
I think #5 might be Earthdark, by Monica Hughes.
Jazzlet
3. Jazzlet
I have read No. 5, it may even be in the box of childrens books at the bottom of the pile of boxes of books awaiting the building of shelves. I guess an Asimov or Heinlein, but just possibly a Norton.


I once read a short story about a rag coming to life in the grime behind a radiator in a rooming house, killing two tennant and then causing a house fire in which it perished. It gave me nightmares, but I would like to know who it was by and what it was called.
Jazzlet
4. jere7my
Gaijin, the show you're looking for is The Space Giants (originally
Ambassador Magma in Japan). In the US version, Goldar, Silvar, and Gam are humanoid robots who transform into rockets to fight the evil Rodak.

I was obsessed with that show when I was a kid, especially Rodak's bat-wing flying saucer. There are plenty of clips on YouTube.
Steve Taylor
5. teapot7
#4: You may be thinking of the New Zealand film "The Quiet Earth". It starts with almost everyone on earth disappearing, leaving only a few people on an empty world full of intact buildings etc. At the end of the movie all but one character disappear, and he is left on the shore of a fantastic and surreal seascape.

#5: John Christopher, The Lotus Caves perhaps?
Jazzlet
6. mechazoidal
#9: I was trying to recall this all afternoon, as I'm pretty certain I read it as a kid. I don't think it's Asimov, as there were no 3 Laws, and the robot was written with a fairly human-like thought process. I have a vague impression it was a 50's-60's book, but can't recall anything else except the cover(which was the robot with a single eye carrying the unconscious boy across a moonscape).

Another element I remember that might help someone else's memory: the robot has a replaceable 'vision tube' much like a CRT/TV, and that gets swapped a few times during the story between color and black-and-white models.
Jazzlet
7. Rob T.
Could #9 be The Runaway Robot by Lester del Rey (actually ghost-written by Paul Fairman from an outline by del Rey)? I remember reading that one as a kid, and the descriptions I've found online seem to jibe with the description here.

Jazzlet @3, I'm fairly certain the story you have in mind is "The Rag Thing" by David Grinnell (a pseudonym for Donald A. Wollheim). I also encountered that one as a kid in the paperback anthology Fifty Short Science Fiction Tales (edited by Isaac Asimov & Groff Conklin), the first "grown-up" book of sf I ever read.
Cathy Mullican
8. nolly
I was thinking #9 might be from Sobel's My Robot Buddy series, though I can't quite place the plot, but it looks like Rob T. has it.

Anyone remember a movie -- possibly made-for-TV -- from the late 70s or early 80s where aliens are communicating with a kid through a Simon-type game?
Per Jorgensen
9. percj
#8: I am not sure, but I wonder if this could be the boardgame Divine Right (http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/23/divine-right). I didn't play it myself, but I seem to remember that some friends played it back then, and your description rang some bells. Apparently, this game had both wargaming properties and some quest-like actions, à la roleplaying. But there could, of course, be games with similar combinations of concepts.
Jazzlet
10. Jazzlet
@ Rob T Thank you very much :)
Jazzlet
11. Rob T.
You're welcome! I haven't read the story in years, but remember being creeped out by it back in the day.
Paul Malmont
12. Paul_Malmont
Hi all-
Wonderful detective work on everyone's part. These are the correct ones so far that have eased my nostalgia anxiety:

#4 – The Quiet Earth
#5 – The Lotus Caves – John Christopher! Who knew?! One of my favorites and a major influences. Thanks so much.
#8 - Divine Right
#9 – The Runaway Robot – Lester del Ray – another favorite! Good find.
#10 – Moon Man - Ahh, beautiful!
Jazzlet
13. BaronJonah
Supposedly, The Lotus Caves was going to be adapted into a tv show by Bryan Fuller (Pushing Daisies) Don't know what the status is on the project now: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=68732
Rob Hansen
14. RobHansen
#6 This sounds like the ending to the movie THE FINAL PROGRAMME. It was based on the Moorcock novel of the same name - though that ending wasn't his - and came out in about 1973.
Paul Malmont
15. Paul_Malmont
Yes! The Final Programme. Dig the crazy trailer, man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKNrL3sRV4o

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