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Apr 29 2011 1:09pm

Likely Appearance of William and Kate’s Children Determined by Scientists

Prince William and Kate Middletown’s future children

Using cutting-edge technology, scientists have extrapolated the likely appearance of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s potential future children.  Speaking off the record, Welsh scientific advisor Malcolm Taylor has said that his lab is “100% confident” that this is indeed what the future royal children will look like. While the procedure used to produce these pictures has not been revealed, the results are startling and undeniable.


Stubby the Rocket is the mascot and voice of Tor.com and awaits the person who recognizes who the fake children actually belong to without clicking the links. (Also it admits it's feeling pretty punchy as the lovely spring weekend nears.)

3 comments
Laura Matthews
1. Laura Matthews
The little girl is one of Jean-Luc's fake children from Star Trek: Generations, right? Is the boy one, too?
Laura Matthews
2. Steve Barclay
Wait! So does that mean Prince William is going to captain the Starship Enterprise? He does have an English accent, and he is going bald... *ponders*
Laura Matthews
3. Andy Garrabrant
Man! I wish I had seen this earlier. I nailed these kids as Jean Luc Picard's Nexus Dream Kids Right away. The little girl especially! I could almost hear the dialog! Frightening!

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