Using cutting-edge technology, scientists have extrapolated the likely appearance of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s potential future children. Speaking off the record, Welsh scientific advisor Malcolm Taylor has said that his lab is “100% confident” that this is indeed what the future royal children will look like. While the procedure used to produce these pictures has not been revealed, the results are startling and undeniable.
Stubby the Rocket is the mascot and voice of Tor.com and awaits the person who recognizes who the fake children actually belong to without clicking the links. (Also it admits it's feeling pretty punchy as the lovely spring weekend nears.)