In the short story, “Mars Attacks” by Jim Shepard, a man recollects his relationship with his estranged brother through their shared passion of collecting a series of trading cards in which Martians destroy humanity. The story not only points to the extremely tender emotions many have associated with trading cards, but also the notable absence of them today. A long time ago in an era known as many of our childhoods, attempting to amass entire sets of specific thin pieces of cardboard was the greatest pastime on Earth! So, whether they came with bubble gum or not, trading cards were a big part of a nerd, geek, and dork life for many, many years.
As is our tradition at Tor.com, we turned to many of our Facebook and Twitter followers to help us recollect some of the more interesting non-sports trading cards. Interestingly, it seems nostalgia for cards which were part of a gaming system (like Magic: The Gathering or Pokémon) was considerably lower than affection held for more traditional cards which had no function outside of their “collectability.”
Not surprisingly, Star Wars dominated a lot of the responses with the focus seemingly on the classic trilogy. In particular the titles of some of Star Wars cards seemed to be quite silly. When Vader is preventing Boba Fett from shooting C-3PO in from the Decipher Inc. card game set, the title of the card is simply “PUT THAT DOWN.”
Comic books seemed also to be extremely popular among our little survey, specifically various versions of Marvel trading cards. The attraction to these cards may have had to do with the great art (some of these featured paintings by the Hildebrandts) but it also may have been tied to the fact that the cards frequently featured “power-stats” of the various heroes and villains. One can only speculate that this feature influenced the various comic book inspired trading card games, which came later. Notable entries from our survey in this group were the Hildebrandt Marvel Masterpiece Cards and the Fleer ’94 Ultra X-Men.
Specific films also seemed to dominate in our nostalgia-fest for trading cards. Raiders of the Lost Ark was a big winner in this category, with our very own Irene Gallo bragging that she was “the first on the block to get the Ark chase-card.” And it’s not hard to imagine a neighborhood block like that either, with several children constantly talking about who has what card and which they’ll trade for it.
When we looked at the other films mentioned there were some even stranger childhood blocks we started to imagine. John Taber on Facebook told us he had a complete set of Planet of the Apes card, (prompting another exclamation from Irene here in the office) while Brenda Kezar on Twitter told us she had all the Close Encounters of the Third Kind cards!
Then of course, there were TV shows. Here we got some weird ones that we didn’t expect. Rusty87d on Twitter claimed that he had managed to amass one million Dukes of Hazzard cards. Space: 1999 also came out big here with numerous mentions on both Facebook and Twitter. Who would have ever thought those beige 70s space suits would seem so cool?
For some of us though, it all came down to Star Trek, specifically the 25th anniversary set issued in 1991. One of our staff specifically remembers crying when he received the very difficult to obtain “Amok Time” card. Another recalled collecting the Next Generation cards from that same line, with their distinctive blocky reddish brown borders, feeling really proud about obtaining the Enterprise-D card, and really confused by the “Big Goodbye” card....
The big winner of our little jaunt down memory lane was hands down, no question, The Garbage Pail kids. What were these guys anyway? Mutants? Evil versions of the Cabbage Patch Kids? In any case, there’s no question they were weirder, cooler, and had way more longevity than pogs could have ever dreamed of.
Oh geez, remember pogs?
Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com and tends to be the handle for many of the staff.