Tue
Jan 11 2011 6:31pm
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Score one for the Ewok haters
Stubby the Rocket

YouTuber BenHallert presents an alternate ending to Return of the Jedi, effectively drowning out the triumph of the Rebel Alliance with the smoky stench of tragedy (and also barbecued Ewok).

[Via Cory Doctorow at Boing Boing.]

Return of the Jedi | Internet | death star | Movies | fallout | Lando is perplexed | Twilight of the Ewoks | fiery death
5 comments
Phil Frederick
1. flosofl
view all by flosofl | Tuesday January 11, 2011 07:27pm EST
Yay! If only Jar Jar had been visiting, my wish fulfillment would have been complete.
James Goetsch
2. Jedikalos
view all by Jedikalos | Wednesday January 12, 2011 07:36am EST
Ever since my daughter was five and fell in love with the Ewoks, I have to support them too. Solidarity, Ewok lovers!
R O T
3. rogerothornhill
view all by rogerothornhill | Wednesday January 12, 2011 10:16am EST
Yes, they are nowhere near as annoying as Jar Jar. The TV movies were dreadful, and this may be what some children of the 80s are reacting to. But in Jedi they rule: they fight hard, they party hard, and they say "nub nub," all three good things.
trench
4. trench
Wednesday January 12, 2011 10:20am EST
You know, that is the more logical result to blowing up a space station while it is orbiting a moon.

and its like Jorge Garcia said "..lets face it man, Ewok's suck".
James Goetsch
5. Jedikalos
view all by Jedikalos | Wednesday January 12, 2011 11:12am EST
My five year old daughter would have given Jorge Garcia hell and set him straight in a hurry :)

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