Dec 20 2010 1:51pm
What Isn’t In The Recently-Discovered 2001 Footage...

2001: A Space Odyssey now with velociraptors!

It was recently announced that Douglas Trumbull, the special photographic effects supervisor for Stanley Kubrick’s landmark science fiction picture 2001: A Space Odyssey, has in his possession 17 minutes of never-before-seen footage edited out by Kubrick and presumed lost. While this is certainly of interest to cinema lovers and SF fans, the fact that it may herald a new, overpriced, redundant DVD release is mildly troubling; one can only hope that the new old footage isn’t incorporated into the existing movie and made the only available version in perpetuity (in the manner of a certain trilogy about Jedis).

With very few exceptions, such footage is edited out of movies for a very good reason: it’s usually either redundant or not very good. On the other hand, unless the extraneous footage is incorporated into the movie in such a way that you can’t watch the original version, it very rarely ruins the original, beloved classic. But I’m a bad person, so I thought I would try to imagine how the missing 17 minutes could, in fact, destroy 2001. Here are some ideas:

1) Ala Blade Runner, voice-over narration from David Bowman, overexplaining the mission to Jupiter, the conflict with HAL, and his ultimate fate in exacting detail (i.e. “As I approached the monolith in my space pod, it appeared to me as though the monolith was an interdimensional portal of some sort . . . would my trusty space pod protect me from what lay within?")

2) A five-minute sequence near the beginning showing the troubles encountered by the alien construction crew installing the monolith on Earth, such as how frequently the union mandates breaks on nitrogen/oxygen-atmosphere worlds that are mostly water, and the rate of overtime.

3) A scene between Floyd and one of the other scientists containing the exchange, “Why, it’s as if technological advances may not be thoroughly advantageous!” “Are you saying that man’s reliance on machines makes him more machine-like?” “Yes, that would be one way to put it. I think that someday soon machines may be more human than humans themselves!” followed by a cut to HAL.

4) David Bowman and Frank Poole hanging out and exchanging male-bonding anecdotes; in one of these Bowman tells the story Arthur C. Clarke put in the novel of 2010 about watching helplessly as his brother drowned, thus making it “moving” when Bowman watches Poole tumbling out of control through space.

5) Finally, a scene toward the end where one of the aliens comes into Bowman’s “hotel room” and explains in exact, literal detail what has happened to him.

We should all, obviously, be grateful that I was not hired to punch up the script to 2001. And that Stanley Kubrick, in his vast-if-not-infinite wisdom, trusted his audience enough to figure out what was going on in his picture on their own. It’s worth not knowing exactly what’s going on at any given moment to have a movie so profoundly, inscrutably oblique exist.

Danny Bowes is a playwright, filmmaker and blogger. He is also a contributor to and

Ken Walton
1. carandol
I'm now imagining a voiceover in the style of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. "Space... is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is..."

And then, of course, there's that needlessly graphic scene of Floyd's problems with the zero-G toilet...
Steven Halter
2. stevenhalter
I'm guessing it's an extended jam session of HAL singing Daisy.
N. Mamatas
3. N. Mamatas
Another seventeen minutes of light show!
Fred Kiesche
4. FredKiesche
The existence of the missing footage has been known about for a long time. Kubrick tightened up the movie after a preview showing. From what Jerome Agel said in his classic "The Making of Kubrick's 2001" it was snips here and there. A more recent book about 2001 had some stills--e.g., a recreation area in the lunar colony, showing children painting. There is also supposed to be a bit with the one astronaut who was killed outside "Discovery" by HAL--showing him being crushed to death by the "arms" of the EVA pod.

Kubrick also filmed a number of B&W interviews with various scientists that would have shown that the movie was not so far out.
Wesley Parish
5. Aladdin_Sane
Traffic police hold up Bowman's capsule in the warp machine for driving without a license.

The aliens transfer him to a holding cell exactly like the hotel room in the ending ...
Michael Burke
6. Ludon
Well, a scene that shouldn't be in there is where Moonwatcher - with his newly gained knowledge - tries to teach his tribe to dance the Can-Can. Ouch. That was not a pretty scene.

Seriously though, I think a good chuck of this extra footage is from the Orion to the space station - station interior - Aries to the moonbase portion of the film. One of my teachers back in the 70s (who said he had seen the original version before the cuts were made) said when we ran the film in the school that he noticed stuff missing from that part of it.

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