“When there's no more room in Hell, find a match made in Heaven!” Alas, the zombie dating service was doomed to failure from the start...
But that wasn't the only good entry! Here are a few honorable mentions:
199. David Coulthurst
Being caught dead in it, Melissa had no choice but to wear white after Labor Day.
Chomp brain wishes and cadaviar, everyone! This is Deathstyles of the Ripe and Gangrenous! See you next reek!
Congratulations to Wyvern for penning the winning entry. The Zombie Prize Pack to End All Zombie Prize Packs includes more than $500 of hardcore zombie goodness, including copies of my anthologies The Living Dead and The Living Dead 2, along with a bunch of other books, DVDs, and assorted other zombie miscellany!
Congrats again to Wyvern, and thanks too to all who participated!