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Apr 1 2010 2:09pm

True Facts of the Science! #3

Science announced today that it is closer than ever to finding a cure for “the particular discomfort.” This inflammation of the proximity (proximititis) afflicts twice as many people, and is often accompanied by symptoms including a presented aspect to the tissues. Until as recently as a while ago, the most common treatment involved a mild application overnight.


Noted furniture psychic Flora Spoils was born in her home town of São Paulo, Wyoming, where she teaches shibari knitting to the elderly.

2 comments
Alex Brown
1. AlexBrown
Furniture psychic? How did I not know that was a career option? High school career counselor, you have failed me once again!
Alex Brown
2. AlexBrown
Furniture psychic? How did I not know that was a career option? High school career counselor, you have failed me once again!

***edit: I think the Internet gnomes are frakking with me today...I totally don't remember double-posting and I can't seem to delete this one, so let's just chalk it up to April Fools...

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