Over at Suvudu, a series of fantasy cage matches have pitted the epic against the awesome and the dreadful against the fell. The first round is done—you can see the results here—and the second round is on. In one of the most exciting battles, everyone’s favorite sister-loving snarkmeister Jaime Lannister faces off against the great and powerful Cthulhu.
To support his creation, Song of Ice and Fire author George R.R. Martin has provided us with a lighthearted look behind the scenes as Jaime and Tyrion hash out a battle plan. How, exactly, do you fight a mountain with tentacles, the sight of which drives men insane with terror? If anyone can figure it out, it’s the brothers Lannister. Warning: contains mild spoilers through Storm of Swords but, as far as I can tell, none for Feast of Crows.
Megan Messinger used her big girl blogger voice to write this post; her fan voice is just saying “OHMIGOD SQUEE” over and over again. Go, Jaime!