The sun slid down the sky, leaving behind it a grand and flammable slickment of colour (or, to give the British spelling, coulououour) like unto that trailing a blood orange snail. Thence, scenting the breeze and finding an even-toed ungulate within it, the Canid of Enormous Malevolence decided to sup of its source. “Growl, indeed!” spake he. “Veritable threat, via glottal auditory!”
This week’s I Speak Fluent Giraffe is that cautionary tale with a hard, brick-like moral, Triage of Porks.
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Podcast copyright 2010, Tor.com. Story copyright 2010, Jason Henninger. Narrated and produced by Mur Lafferty.