Wed
Dec 16 2009 10:49am
Robin Hood Trailer: Robin and the 300 Gladiators?

Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood adaptation has not had an easy time of it, and as usual with Scott it’s hard to tell if the problems are just bumps in the road to a great destination, or signs that the movie’s getting hopelessly lost.

The setup seems to be his usual gritty-yet-surprisingly-well-lit take on the men behind the legend, this time casting the usually-villainous Sheriff of Nottingham in a more human and conflicted light, and showing Robin Hood’s struggle, flaws, and heartbreak as he fights to avenge his family’s death at the hands of Roman legions various Medieval people. It worked with Gladiator!

...and it really didn’t work with Kingdom of Heaven.

The initial Ethan Reiff/Cyrus Voris script has passed through rewrites by doctors like Brian Helgeland and Tom Stoppard, which would usually be considered an upgrade, except that they weren’t even the only ones working on rewrites, and Stoppard was rewriting the movie as shooting progressed, which is just the sort of thing that makes producers clench their sternums like they’re having a community theatre heart attack.

On the other hand, it sounds like rewrites would have been necessary in any case: Sienna Miller dropped out of the role of Maid Marian due to “scheduling difficulties,” amid rumors that she was too young for a part as Crowe’s contemporary, which is true (or that she can’t act, which is equally true!). She was replaced by Cate Blanchett, an upgrade of almost-unimaginable proportions, and more than enough reason to warrant some script overhauls. (Reasons for not similarly jettisoning William Hurt remain unclear.)

Even though the movie’s not set to premiere until May of 2010, he first promotional materials have begun to trickle in, and all those who guessed that Scott and Crowe were going to try to recreate the Gladiator magic may sit down, since that was obvious from the get-go, and the recent promotional stills confirm that Crowe will look appropriately frowny and badass at all times, even while charging into battle on his beautiful and symbolic white pony.

However, it appears that the studio is aware of the potential pitfalls of trying to recapture old glory, and is worried that even the memory of Gladiator won’t bring enough people to the box office. Entertainment site ComingSoon.net has the new teaser trailer, in which there is (suspiciously?) little dialogue, and the Uh-Oh Drums soundtrack quickly gives way to a hard-rock beat that leaves you waiting for “This...is...SHERWOOD!” to break out at any moment.

That said, Russell Crowe generally delivers on the acting front, Cate Blanchett is foolproof, and there’s little I love more than Robin Hood giving us some slow-motion archery. (You’ll see me there opening night, is what I’m saying.)



Genevieve is most excited by the fact that Cate Blanchett’s blue dress has historical basis. (It’s the little things.) She geeks out about movie costumes regularly on her blog.

11 comments
Marcus W
1. toryx
As someone who really disliked Gladiator, a lot, I'm not at all excited about this.
Mike Conley
2. NomadUK
as he fights to avenge his family’s death at the hands of Roman legions various Medieval people

So, which is it? Roman legions or various Medieval people? Is there meant to be a strike-through here somewhere, or are they reallly going to do something so stupid as to put Robin Hood back in Roman times?
Jonah Feldman
3. relogical
@NomadUK: I'm guessing there should be a strikethrough on Roman legions. It's a reference to having the same plot as Gladiator.

Wasn't this the movie where the original plan had both the Sheriff and Robin Hood played by Russell Crowe? I guess they gave up on that idea pretty quickly...

It was a terrible idea, but it sounded awesome. Now it's just going to be gritty Robin Hood. Oh well.
Del C
4. del
English history's got tons of rebels leading resistance movements against tyrannical rulers; so why do we always get the same Robin Hood, Charismatic General, when the original Robin Hood (by which I mean the original fictional character) never did? It's like having Dick Turpin as the leader of a guerrilla army over and over again (although once would be pretty cool in a gonzo kind of way)
Genevieve Valentine
5. GLValentine
@NomadUK: It's supposed to be a strikethrough (fixed!), though with Ridley's grasp of history one never knows.

@relogical I think that was Phase II, with Phase I being a movie about the Sheriff solving crimes? I...don't even know any more about Ridley.
Torie Atkinson
6. Torie
So let me guess: Robin and his Merry Men of Parliament are going to bring the democratic revolution to an England that yearns for anachronistic ideals of elected government?

I wonder what that will make the Crusades...
peachy
7. peachy
Well, Crowe and Blanchett is a promising combination in a 'period' piece... though frankly, I think Crowe would be better as the Sheriff. (Has anyone ever done a watchable movie with the Sheriff as the protagonist? Lots of room for a 'conflicted anti-hero' portrayal there, and those have been very popular recently.)
peachy
8. Chris Heinz
When, oh when, are they going to make "The Stars My Destination" with Russell Crowe as Gully Foyle. Finally, the perfect actor for the part, but he's rapidly getting too old ...
Chris Cages
9. Oris
Yes, Crowe should do a decent job, we'll see.
Alfred Elter
10. Ximman
I will agree that the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven was pretty weak, but I thought the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven was just as good if not better than Gladiator.

Come to think of it I thought the director's cut of Blade Runner was better than the theatrical cut of Blade Runner as well.

Maybe should just wait until a Robin Hood director's cut and see the movie then.
Alejandro Melchor
11. Al-X
I just hope they frame this in the Saxon vs. Norman conflict, like that Kevin Kline/Uma Thurman movie did (which was much better than Costner's Prince of Thieves).

However, I'm pretty confident that THIS Robin Hood... will have a British accent... :3

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