Fri
Nov 20 2009 4:46pm
The Duel, part 2: How I will defeat Brandon Sanderson

In the two weeks since I announced my intent to challenge Brandon Sanderson to a game of Magic: The Gathering, I’ve been made all-too-aware of three undeniable facts:

  1. Brandon is more popular than me

  2. Brandon is a better Magic player than me

  3. And most of you want me to get trampled into the ground

There is no doubt, as I wrote in Part 1 of this series, that Brandon is a superior player of this game, and my lifetime 1-4-1 record against him is testament to that. (My one victory came because he started with a handicap). I imagine this match to be akin to a One Power duel between a post-stilling Siuan Sanche (me) going up against Egwene (him). I probably don’t stand a chance, and most of you guys seem to think that. One endearing Tor.com reader even said I would get “smoked like a Christmas ham.”

Well this ain’t Chistmas yet, buddy. And I’ve... ahem... got some cards up my sleeve. What happens if you give Siuan an angreal, and Egwene some forkroot? The rules of our game have proven to be in my favor, and so there is hope yet. So let’s dive in, and discuss what my plan of attack is.

Oh, BTW, Brandon, if you’re reading this, um... don’t.

Quick Recap
This Saturday, November 21st, Brandon will be in San Jose for the final stop on his multi-week tour for The Gathering Storm. Sometime after that event, we’re going to sit down and play a best-of-three match using Magic: The Gathering cards provided to us by you, the fans. Specifically, he’s going to use some of the hundreds of cards he’s been gifted with while on tour while I, on the other hand, will be using cards from my own humble collection, plus whatever you guys have been willing to loan me.

Brandon has been extremely confident, boasting on Twitter that he’s “not even scared,” and revealing that he generally prefers to use a Blue/Black color deck. Although I can’t be sure of the exact numbers, I’d estimate that he’s been given between 300 - 500 cards so far. At least one generous fan and ex-card-dealer has let him go through his binder of old cards, allowing him to pick and choose. It’s also difficult to tell what generation of cards Brandon has been given. I think it’s safe to assume that his cards are from the newer sets (including the brand-new Zendikar set), yet I’m willing to wager that he has at least a few good cards (probably “rares”) from the older ones.

For myself, my base set has been mostly my “Revised” edition cards from 15 years ago or more. I only owned a few hundred cards back then, and not a great deal of them were rare. I stopped collecting right as the Ice Age set was released, so pretty much anything after that is foreign to me. The rules of this contest (which have thus far been enforced by Matt Hatch from Theoryland.com) state that I cannot spend money to gain more Magic cards for this match. Which is cool, cause I like, have none anyway. Heh. ... Yeah.

Showing My Cards
I knew going into this match that my chance of success would ride on your generosity and advice. You, the loyal Tor.com readers. The faithful Wheel of Time fans who have loved and cherished Dragonmount.com these past 11 years. I hoped that some of you would cheer for the underdog, and sit on my side of field.

And boy have you come through.

The largest donation of loaner cards came from an extremely generous individual who lent me his thousands of old cards. Like my own collection, most of the cards in there were from the Revised set, but there were large amounts of Legends, Ice Age, Alliances, Visions, and others. The newest cards in this collection were probably from Urza’s Saga, which would date everything up through 1998. There were easily three to four thousand cards in the collection. All for me to choose from. That’s right, baby. I can now say I know what it’s like to be handed an angreal. Want to hear my evil Overlord laugh? Muwahahaha!

Equally as important as having a good base of cards to choose from, is having great advice. There were some great tips in the comments section of the first article, as well as in emails I received. Based on this advice, I devised a plan to create three decks, each with a different “theme”. I’ve been tempted to share with you those themes, but Brandon’s spies are everywhere. I trust him not to go searching for clues as to what my strategy is (indeed, I think he wants as large of a challenge as I can provide him), but all it takes is for somebody desperate to get their name into Towers of Midnight to show up in San Jose and blurt out “Jason’s going to use an Artifact Creature Deck!” (Not that I’m, uh, going to do that or anything.)

Another significant advantage has been that some fans have been helping me strategize. They’ve been sending me lists of cards to consider, linking me to useful M:tG web resources, and sharing powerful card combinations that have worked for them in the past. More than one fan has mailed me cards (on loan) that I can use to enhance my three decks. One person, known forever after today as Ben The Awesome, sent me several hundred cards to use. So even though I’ve got a pretty good base of cards to begin with, their donations to my cause have added the final flourishing touch.

Finally, I need to give a shout-out to Tim, a die-hard WoT fan, and a long-time buddy of mine. I went over to his place last week, we ordered pizza, drew up some chairs, and played Magic for a few hours. We played my still-in-development card decks, so I was able to get a sense of where they were strong, and where they still needed improvement.

At this point I feel pretty confident now that I have two decent decks, and a third that has the potential to either blow up in my face, or soundly defeat Brandon with little effort, depending on my initial draws. Once the match is over I’ll post a full list of all of my cards in each deck.

Here We Go.
We are just a few days away from this epic match. I’ll probably continue to tweak my decks until the last possible minute. I’m still open to ideas and suggestions. If you want to discuss specific strategies, or would like to see my card lists, send me an email (Jason at dragonmount dot com), and I’ll be glad to share. You’ll have to convince me you’re not a spy for Brandon though!

The specific logistics surrounding the time and location of the match are still up in the air. The best way to follow along if you want to see the game unfold in real time, is to follow my Twitter account. Brandon is sure to mention it as well on his twitter, although the play-by-play is likely to be on my account rather than his.

Once the match is over, I’ll post the third and final article in this series which chronicles our games. If all goes well there will be pictures, some video, card lists, and one very defeated author.

*Deep breath*

So here we go. I feel like a boxer right before the match. The underdog nobody’s heard of, taking on the champ. Just a poor kid going up against a guy who has an entire posse with him at all times, including one of those dudes whose job is to whisper constantly, “You’re the man, Brandon! You’re the man!”

Wish me luck!


By day Jason Denzel has a regular day job, and by night he fights crime as an aspiring writer and filmmaker. He is the founder and webmaster of Dragonmount.com, which really means he lets other people run the site while he plays card games with famous authors.

The “Robert Jordan” and “Harriet” cards shown above were created a few years ago for an article we ran on Dragonmount.

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14 comments
Gary Schaper
2. Garyfury
The “Robert Jordan” and “Harriet” cards shown above were created a few years ago for an article we ran on Dragonmount.

All things considered, the RJ card is kind of in bad taste these days.
GBryne
3. GBryne
I missed your previous posting so this advice is a bit late but here goes. I used to play MTG as well, around the same time you did. I was pretty decent, played well at a few local tournaments (I finished top 4 for a local pro tour qualifier once). My advice is to keep it simple. Don't go for fancy strategies or combos.

Try a simple Green/Red critter/burn deck. A bunch of green creatures and red direct damage. Start with:

4 Kird Apes
4 River Boas
4 Lighting Bolts
4 Incinerates
4 Fireballs
4 Taigas (if you have them)

Then flavor for taste. Add some more weenies (low casting cost creatures) like llanowar elves, jackal pups or mogg fanatics. Or a couple stouter creatures like erhnam djinn. Or you can go heavy burn with stuff like Chain Lightning, Ball lighting and fireblast.

Either way, don't discount the power of quick creatures and direct damage. You can beat a lot of more polished decks with this kind of strategy.
Richard Fife
4. R.Fife
A favorite combo of mine: 4 Megrims, 4 Underworld Dreams, and as many forced discard or forced draw cards as you can get your hands on. Ouch, I believe is the word.

Traumatizes also make for a good backup with making the player exhaust the deck, since you already have so much draw and discard going on.

not that I'm rooting for you, just saying.
William Hassinger
5. iObject
Honestly? I hope you kick some ass. I'd have lent you my cards, too, but that'd be a little much to ship from MA. Also, judging by what you said it'd probably be much the same sort of mix, only not as good. Unless you wanted a creature control deck. I kinda sorta spent a lot of time and energy on that sort of card once upon a time. Pissed green decks off something fierce.
GBryne
6. Planeswalker
Brandon's Blue/Black deck, huh? I'd bet blue for control and black for damage. Hahaha, you will have a hard time on this one, Jason.... As discussed, your 1st deck has the greater chance of winning. Your 2nd deck meanwhile, i'd say its a 50-50 if you draw great early. While your 3rd deck, will surely lose (unless, you get lucky with the draw)... Peace man. Add more tweaks to your 1st and 2nd deck, and win this one. :)

Update us on the duel. Good luck!
Richard Fife
7. R.Fife
I hear Brandon trounced you, and then trounced everyone else nearby. Guess the Allomancer had more Atium than you, eh? *snerk*
T C
8. Freelancer
I watched the streaming feed from just after the second game began.

Jason suffered from several disadvantages:

1. Less experience at M:tG
2. Bad luck on card positions in his decks (more than once, a card which would have saved him great damage or helped inflict same, was 1 or 2 down from where he really needed it)
3. Chaos Confetti!
4. Less experience at M:tG

It was clear to me, who hasn't played Magic more than a dozen times, and not at all in over 10 years, that he was well outmatched. They could have taken the same decks, gotten set up right to the point of rolling for first play, then swapped cards, and Brandon still would have buried him.

R.Fife, as I wrote on the chat last night, Brandon was clearly burning electrum along with his atium, gaining maximum prophetic effect.
GBryne
9. Planeswalker
awwww... that bad?
Jason Denzel
10. jwdenzel
Yeah, I got destroyed. I'll do a write-up about the event in the near future here on Tordot.

Freelancer (@8) made some good points. There was no way I was going to actually beat Brandon. In one game, we switched decks. And I was actually doing pretty well, and I had the lead. Then Chaos Confetti came out, which, I admit, we had both been hoping for, as it made for a great time). The Confetti ruined my lead, it was over from there.

The important thing is that lots of people had fun, there was a lot of laughter, and I got to play Magic against somebody who clearly could compete at a professional level. Someday, I shall defeat him. Someday..... ;-)
William Hawkins
11. ehudwill
What you guys should play is the WOT card game. That would be cool. Although to be honest the WOT card game is not that good, it is still worth a round of play.
T C
12. Freelancer
Jason,

I had a good friend in the Navy who possessed a monster collection of Magic cards. My only playing experience with the game was being a punching bag for him to set up decks in preparation for a couple of big SoCal tournaments.

From what little I know, Brandon is definitely an adept. He never hesitated, never retreated, and even at points in a game where he was down, with seemingly less power on the table, he was confident that a reversal was just around the corner. You're right, the Chaos Confetti took out a strong position for you in that game, as well as being a total hoot to watch. And for being given the chance to watch, I thank you.
GBryne
13. Manny De Mello
I know this is an older post I am replying to but I read the first post that stated the Robert Jordan's card was in bad taste these days. It is just my opinion only, but I would say that anything that honors his memory is a tribute to what he has contributed to fans around the world. Most of us I believe are not so shallow as we would perceive it in any other way, nor wholly condemn it for the sake of the content.
GBryne
14. Zepplin
Are you actually going to follow up on this........ don't be a sore loser now =)

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