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Does The Geek’s Guide to Dating Work on a Real Date?

, || Finding someone to date shouldn't be like trying to party up in an MMORPG: running around, repeatedly spamming chat channels for a group, and anxiously seeking a random encounter. (Random casual encounters are for Craigslist. This isn't that kind of book.) No, seeking out Player Two is more like an old-school RPG: a gradual progression that, with the right walkthrough, becomes much, much easier.

Bill Nye’s Spacecraft Has Launched Successfully and Wait How Did We Get Here?

The Planetary Society, headed by its CEO Bill Nye “The Science Guy,” has announced the successful launch and deployment of their LightSail solar sail in Earth’s orbit. In a statement, the guy in the bow tie who I used to stare at puzzlingly on Saturday morning television said:

While we celebrate this step, LightSail’s biggest tests are still ahead. Over the next days, we will be monitoring our CubeSat as we prepare for the big show: the day LightSail deploys its super shiny Mylar sails for flight on sunlight. Stay tuned; the best is about to happen.

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I Finally Figured Out Why Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Isn’t Engaging

What is my problem with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?

This year I was able to, for the most part, watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. without having to dig through the guts of each episode. I was really looking forward to this approach. Focusing on singular episodes in a show structured to mimic an ongoing comic book was making me a little batty, for one, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.‘s structure as a network television show isn’t designed to withstand that kind of scrutiny. The more I focused, the uglier it got. By stepping back, I thought, I could better appreciate the show.

Instead, I just got bored.

(Spoilers ahead for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 2 finale and Avengers: Age of Ultron.)

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Agent Carter Renewed for a Second Season

ABC has renewed Agent Carter for a second season of 8 episodes and that feeling you’re having right now? That’s joy. (Or at the very least the lack of existential dread.)

The question of Agent Carter coming back to television was left open after the show’s first season, as its ratings were considered average for ABC and its line-up of dramas, despite the big jump in quality that Carter represented over its channel-mate show Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Obvious Doctor Who Fan Stand-In Character Not Murdered After All!

Last, I think, autumn (It’s been a busy year. I don’t remember how time works anymore.) Peter Capaldi’s inaugural season of Doctor Who concluded with a very, very grim season finale where, amongst other deaths, obvious fan stand-in character Osgood was captured by the Master, taunted, disintegrated, then somehow stomped on. It was a very drawn out procedure and the heartless episode made me quite unhappy, despite the strong performances from the principal characters.

But good news! Turns out Osgood isn’t dead after all.

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Marvel CEO’s “No Female-Lead Movies” Email Makes No Sense

Recently, news outlets have been reporting on a leaked email between Sony Studios executive Michael Lynton and Marvel CEO Ike Perlmutter which revealed that the resistance against a Black Widow or other female-lead Marvel movies comes from the very top of Marvel itself.

The email is only one part of a larger conversation between Lynton and Perlmutter, but it’s still very strange.

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Iceman Already Kinda Sorta Tried to Come Out as Gay in the 1990s

I imagine that all the recent hubbub about Iceman coming out as gay in this week’s #40 issue of All New X-Men (and by hubbub I mean “Oh, Facebook Trending updated itself again”) is interesting to comic book fans who grew up reading X-Men comics. Perhaps not because it’s astonishing or new or uncanny, but maybe because it represents the return of a plotline that cropped up in a little-remembered Almost Very Special Issue of Uncanny X-Men published in 1994, more than 20 years ago.

[“Bobby… …is there anything you want to say?”]

Here’s Why NASA Thinks We’ll Find Alien Life by 2025

NASA hosted a panel discussion with many of its high-ranking scientists on April 7th regarding the possibility of discovering signs of alien life within the 21st century. The consensus the NASA officials put forth was overwhelmingly optimistic in this regard: Not only will we discover alien life in this century, but we’ll discover it in the next 20 years.

Meaning… my theoretical grandchildren could grow up in a world where alien life is a historical fact.

What makes NASA so sure of this time frame? Three reasons. Or rather, three missions that will launch in the next 10 years that will bridge the gap between theories of alien life and evidence of alien life.

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Why Can’t We Know Love Like They Know Love?!?

In a rough and self-loathing-centric but also very true and vulnerable kind of way?!?

SpoilerTV has set pics from Jessica Jones, which is currently filming in NYC, and captured these great images of Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones and Mike Colter as Luke Cage being exactly as they are in the Alias maxi-series and oh god, my heart, I can’t.

There are also set pics of David Tennant in his Purple Man get-up, now featuring Tenth Doctor-style hair. Which also means the Tenth Doctor is probably wandering around New York City as I type this, wondering where to get a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich. And I’m gonna tell him what I tell everyone: You gotta put the work in. Find that one place in your neighborhood that does it well and stick with them forever.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2 Discussion Thread

Inhumans, two S.H.I.E.L.D.s, and Ultron? The latter half of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 2 is slowly becoming the insane Marvel Universe-with-creamy-Coulson-center that show we always hoped it would be.

And since the twists just keep coming, we’ve set up a single discussion thread so that no one has to wait to talk about the latest surprise in Agents of SHIELD. Spoilers ahead for the latest episode, of course.

To follow Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. recaps and discussion threads on, visit the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. tag page.

15 Secrets Hiding in the World of Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones is an intense political and character drama brought to life by its fantastic settings and engaging actors, but it’s also chronicling events within a fantasy world that expands in rich detail through author George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire book series. Not all of these details make it into the TV show. (Frankly, not all of these details make it into the books themselves!) But knowing them can make Game of Thrones an even richer television experience.

Here are 15 secrets about Westeros and the characters that will make the show and the books even more incredible.

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Series: HBO’s Game of Thrones

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: “Love in the Time of Hydra” Discussion Thread

Let’s take a quick break from the ol’ S.H.I.E.L.D. quake-and-dagger to check in on Ward and Agent 33. They’ve done alright for themselves after the collapse of the Temple and the Many Shots To The Abdomening that Skye laid out. He took his time recuperating and Agent 33 seems to be adjusting post-Whitehall and now, well, they just want some hearty pumpkin pan…oh wait, nope. They’re still crazy.

But it’s a comforting kind of crazy, you know? Like how cats will sometimes climb up a door for no reason. So let’s talk crazy and “Love in the Time of Hydra.”

To follow Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. recaps and discussion threads on, visit the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. tag page.

Empowering, Tear-Forming Graphic Novel I Kill Giants Finally Coming to the Big Screen

I was on an overnight flight when I first read I Kill Giants, a young adult graphic novel written by Joe Kelly and drawn by J.M. Ken Niimura, and while a long flight can bring out high levels of emotion, you don’t expect one of those emotions to be a surprising relief at being made suddenly, overwhelmingly sad. I Kill Giants moves at one thousand miles an hour even as its heroine remains stuck at a perfect standstill. It deals with maturation, self-image, grief, fantasy, and imagination all wrapped up in a tremendous bundle that seems far too large for a child to deal with but is nevertheless realistic. It’s also intensely visual, and I’m happy to see that it’s finally being brought to the big screen by Christopher Colombus and Treehouse Pictures.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: “One of Us” Discussion Thread

SkyeDad you nutty nut! Only you would pick up a bunch of E-list villains, pile them in an RV, and tell them to fight S.H.I.E.L.D. (How many different kinds of cereal do you think they have in the camper?)

In this week’s episode “One of Us,” Cal pals with Angar the Screamer, and other assorted misfits who can still be stopped with bullets, while his daughter SkyeQuakes gets SkyeTrained by May’s Ex. It is to be hoped that, through therapy, Skye will be able to make the ground act as if it is a subway train in motion.

To follow Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. recaps and discussion threads on, visit the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. tag page.

[Let’s talk]

Julius Caesar Dies, Wills the Modern Movie Blockbuster to the People

I have always found Julius Caesar to be the most accessible of William Shakespeare’s works. The love portrayed in Romeo & Juliet? Unconvincing. Love’s Labours Lost or Midsummer? Diverting but unmemorable. The Scottish play? Actually, that one is great but I have to be in a dark mood to really enjoy it. No…to me it is Julius Caesar that proves Shakespeare’s command of language and drama. Centuries—millennia really, considering its subject matter—after its time, Julius Caesar remains a visceral and fast-paced epic.

My realization as to just why Julius Caesar remains so immediate came to me long, long after I first read it. (And in a roundabout way, that delay was its own clue.) Working at a science fiction/fantasy blog magazine like has made me far more analytical about stories and the media they inhabit, so the more I was exposed to that analytical environment, the more I began to realize that Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar was delivering the same dramatic swings that I expect from blockbuster movies.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: “Who You Really Are” Discussion Thread

This week on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The story of an angel who fell to Earth and tried to kill Skye with a sword, leaving us all to wonder…why are her clothes boring now?

“Who You Really Are” featured the return of Sif of Asgard, on a different hunt than the one featured last season, but once again unaware of the forces that conspire to put her in front of Son of Coul and his newly-monikered “Kree slave warrior” SkyeQuakes. Let’s figure out the shape of this much larger multi-dimensional world that Skye has found herself a player within.

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The Most Important Pi Day of the Century is ALMOST HERE

Like Christmas and any personal victory I may achieve in life, Pi Day comes but once a year. If you’ve never felt the urge to celebrate this most geometrical of days well NOW’S YOUR CHANCE. Because 2015 holds the most accurate Pi Day in the ENTIRE 21st CENTURY.

3.141592653 = March 14, 2015. 9:26:53 AM

You will not live to see this kind of irrationality again. Treasure this moment. Eat pie until you can’t even see through the radiance of your own joy. Hold it closely before the non-Euclidean darkness closes in on us once more.

Don’t Look Back in Anger. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: “Aftershocks”

Let’s get EXCITED for the latest episode of Agent Car…oh, these guys again.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is back and it would like you to know that it is not going to just forget how it gave SkyeQuakes some superpowers via the Terrigen Mists. It is going to dig deep into this phenomenon and we know this because Skye spends the entirety of “Aftershocks” in a tiny room doing nothing.

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I Know My Value. Agent Carter: “Valediction”

I’m having a hard time remembering the first 30 minutes or so of the Agent Carter finale “Valediction.” The really gripping stuff, the takedown of Faustus and Dottie and the showdown between Peggy and Captain America’s emotional shadow doesn’t happen until near the end, and until that happens the show isn’t so much about Agent Carter as it is about Agent Carter’s Friend Howard.

How did we get here? Let us re-select the episode on Hulu and part the veil of time.

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Everyone Believes in Peggy Carter: Agent Carter, “Snafu”

“Snafu” has two big jobs this week: Get Peggy Carter out of that interrogation room in one piece, and set up whatever needs to be set up for next week’s rollicking finale. But first, we must stand witness to the powers of Dr. Ivchenko, War Hypnotist. You see, during World War II he realized his constant repetition of the word “focus” allowed him to do amazing things, like turning the sawing-off of a man’s leg into a pleasant chess game. How this led to a desire to topple Western society, we don’t know. (Maybe he wants to saw off the leg…of capitalism?) But hey, Agent Carter filmed the scene, so it has to go somewhere.

Anyway, on to the more cognizant bits of the episode.

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A Humble Six-Season Outline For a Legend of Zelda Netflix Series

I am so into the news of a possible live-action Legend of Zelda series produced by Netflix. I don’t care that dramatized video games are historically a mess or that the Variety article hints that Netflix is really just looking to twist it into something Game of Thrones-y. I reject these precedents and approaches (especially since a Game of Thrones-style Zelda brings to mind the words “Tingle” and “incest”) and assert the following six-season structure for a Zelda TV show. Let’s do this.

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