If our favorite master of snark— Aubrey Plaza—remade Mary Poppins, we imagine the kids would never get their room clean, but might end up being happier. One thing is for sure, Aubrey Plaza Mary Poppins would never make them meet the “feed the birds,” lady. We saw this over on Next Movie and we loved it.
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A giant rumor is floating around that former Doctor Who star David Tennant will lend his voice to Rocket Raccoon in the forthcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie. We think this sounds great, as Tennant has already been a guardian of the galaxy, and also has a super distinctive voice. And while Rocket Raccoon is general thought to have a cockney accent, we’re sure Tennant can pull it off.
We’d like you to imagine Cumberbatch doing a spoken-word, acapella version of “Me and My Shadow.” And then, halfway through, Alan Rickman comes in to help him with it. Seriously, this is the best idea ever. If you have a better one, we’re listening! (Art by 

It turns out the real identity of the new Star Trek baddie has finally been revealed! The Cumberbatch thing was a ruse! The real person who broke down the wall/messed with Earth was the Kool-Aid man! OH YEAH!

Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) has announced that 


Peter Venkman was worried about Vigo. Was this dark wizard just missing his kitten? Well, now it seems that problem has been corrected! The kitten is here! Now, the joyfulness can continue!






















