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Thu
Jun 27 2013 8:00am

Monster of the Week: The Mirocaw Harlequins

Author Thomas Ligotti possesses a rare talent in his ability to expose Lovecraftian horror just beneath the surface of daily life. And in his anthropological work “The Last Feast of Harlequin,” he provides fascinating insight into the monstrous truth behind the town of Mirocaw and its bizarre clowning traditions.

At first the festival appears to be just another drunken celebration of clown abuse in small-town America. Then we learn the festival masks a far older and darker reality: the gathering of ghastly, pale-faced humanoids. They eventually leave the town for a network of earthen tunnels, and here the harlequins transform into humanity’s secret, primal, wormlike form.

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Mon
Apr 15 2013 1:00pm

Monster of the Week: The Genestealer

Monster of the Week: The Genestealer

Xenobiologists and gaming enthusiasts alike know the intergalactic threat posed by the Tyranids. These voracious aliens wage a war of extermination against all organic lifeforms in an endless attempt to consume all biomass and incorporate all genetic codes.

But first they send in the Genestealers. These monstrosities plant gene-seeds in their victims, spawning devious cults of loyal hybrids to spread chaos across the soon-to-be-invaded world.

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Tue
Apr 9 2013 11:00am

Monster of the Week: Incubi and Succubi

Moster of the Week Incubi SuccubiLast time we looked at the mara or nightmare, a chest-crushing entity that preys on the breath of troubled sleepers. While we discussed several varieties of mara, we didn’t explore the sexual world of incubi and succubi.

The incubus: Translated as “that which lies upon,” incubi carry out the same basic torment tactics as your common nightmare, only with more grinding. Not content to merely crush its victim, the incubus also pursues sexual relations. Most commentators describe the creature as male, but according to folk historian Carol Rose, the shape-shifter can take on both male and female forms, though it preys exclusively on the ladies. This is interesting as it shows how deep homophobia ran in medieval culture. As Walter Stephens pointed out in Demon Lovers, witchcraft theorists of the day concocted all sorts of bawdy demon-on-human scenarios for accused witches of both genders, yet balked at the notion of male demons engaging in gay sex.

[But what about the succubus?]

Wed
Mar 20 2013 12:00pm

10 Sci-Fi VHS Boxes that Blew My Mind

Awesome VHS Covers

Growing up, I spent a lot of time walking the aisles of various video stores, enraptured by all the flashy and trashy VHS box art.

Last time I focused on the horror movie covers and how they affected the young me. But it wasn’t all Slumber Part Massacre II and Ghoulies. The pinewood shelves of that mom-and-pop video rental store also offered some amazing sci-fi visions. Like their horror counterparts, the sci-fi boxes tended to advertise far more than they delivered. I wouldn’t see most of them till years later, but the box art alone filled me with futuristic dreams.

So in this series, I’m running down the 10 films I remember the most, starting in 1980 and following the boxes up through 1992.

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Wed
Mar 6 2013 5:00pm

Monster of the Week: The Nightmare

This week’s monster takes a variety of forms, but its modus operandi is always the same. It attacks during the night, a dark and oppressive form that slithers on top of us in bed, crushing our bodies and stealing our precious breath.

The most common English name is of course “nightmare,” stemming from the Anglo-Saxon “mara,” which translates to “crusher.” The fiendish mara looks like a small elf or imp, much like the chest squatter from Henry Fuseli’s famed painting. Other species of nightmare, however, take on wilder forms...

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Wed
Feb 27 2013 1:00pm

Ergotism: How an Entire Town Becomes a Psychedelic Nightmare

Ergotism: How an Entire Town Becomes a Psychedelic NightmareImagine an entire town overcome by a collective waking nightmare. It’s the stuff of fantasy to be sure. Just read Brian McNaughton’s The Return of Lrion Wolfbaiter or play a little Skyrim. You’ll get there.

But is it also the stuff of history? Is there a scientific explanation for events such as the Salem Witch Trials, when a sleepy, repressed new England town erupted into an orgy of superstitious accusations, urine cakes and heart-wrenching persecution?

It brings us to ergot poisoning. Ergot is a fungus (Claviceps purpurea) that contains toxic compounds similar to LSD. When it infests grains it sometimes makes its way into contaminated bread. And if everyone gets their bread from the same baker, then you can imagine how bad things get.

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Wed
Feb 20 2013 5:00pm

Monster of the Week: Rougarou the Lenten Werewolf

It smells your beer. (Hemera/ThinkStock)

So we’re in the midst of the Lent. It’s 40 days of Christian fasting that stretches from the Ash Wednesday to Easter—which is why folks tend to blow it out during the Carnival/Mardi Gras season.

Generally it’s all an act of devotion. You decide to give up something like booze or chocolate for Lent and you stick to it in order to prove something to yourself or God. Aside from the personal shame or God’s displeasure, there’s generally nothing at stake.

Unless you live near the Bayou.

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Tue
Feb 12 2013 9:00am

Monster of the Week: The Long One (Slither)

The 2006 horror flick Slither is an excellent mash-up of VHS horror influences and it relishes the monstrous, parasitic lifestyle of its central alien menace.

I’m not gong to lay out the life cycle of the Long One as I think the Alien Species Wiki does a pretty fine job of it. But what you have here is your typical biomass-consuming world breaker, with certain similarities to terrestrial slugs and snails. In its primary form, the organism infects its primary host via a needle or dart—perhaps inspired by the “love dart” used by some slug and snail species to flood hormones into a mate. And when the primary decides to reproduce, it uses a pair of  tentacle-like organs to impregnate a host.

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Wed
Jan 23 2013 10:00am

Monster of the Week: Tweak (2000 AD)

Monster of the Week: Tweak from 2000 ADThe central United States is a hotbed for monstrosity—or at least it’s been that way since the Atomic Wars of 2070. As related in the Judge Dredd stories of 2000 AD, that’s when nuclear fire storms ravaged America’s “flyover states” and left it a radiated no man’s land.

As such, more refined denizens of the 22nd century tend to steer clear of the Cursed Earth and its many mutants, cannibals, genetically-resurrected dinosaurs and killer robots. But every now and then, you do find some decent folk out there—and even a decent monster on rare occasion.

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Wed
Jan 16 2013 1:00pm

Monster of the Week: Winged Devourers (Beastmaster)

Monster of the Week: Winged Devourers (Beastmaster)For a certain class of vorarephile, no fantasy is more enticing than one that ends inside a monster’s stomach. These strange fetishists crave the confinement of a Sarlacc’s belly. They lust for the Rancor’s gaping maw. It’s totally a thing.

Yet vores rarely fantasize about the winged creatures of Don Coscarelli’s 1982 film The Beastmaster. These nameless man-eaters haunt strange woods, worship the eagle and boast one of the more disgusting feeding methods in the monster world.

Tall, gaunt and bipedal, the monsters are unique anatomical specimens even among other monsters. For starters, their large bat-like wings grant them at least limited flight—an impressive feat for such a large organism.

But their wings have another purpose.

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Wed
Jan 9 2013 9:00am

Monster of the Week: Rat Kings

Monster of the Week: Rat KingsAt the local Trader Joe’s they hide stuffed animals amidst the groceries—and the lucky child who finds one wins a strip of fruit leather.

The rattenkönig was something of a medieval variant of this little game. Only instead of a cuddly stuffed animal, the item in question was a grotesque bundle of rats tangled together in a ghastly lump of broken, knotted tails and congealed filth. And if you found it hidden under a floorboard or between the walls of your European home? Well, the prize wasn’t so much fruit leather as it was the ravages of Black Death.

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Tue
Dec 18 2012 12:00pm

Monster of the Week: Dr. Edward Pretorius (From Beyond)

Monster of the Week: Dr. Edward Pretorius (From Beyond) illustrates the third eye we all possess

In the film From Beyond (watch it on Hulu here), Dr. Edward Pretorius pioneered use of the Resonator, a device that expands human perceptions of reality via wave manipulation of the pineal gland.

As the photos illustrate, things didn’t work out all that well. Pretorius lost his corporeal form and crossed over into an alternate dimension of amorphous hedonism. Mistakes were made. Brains were eaten. Things got a bit sticky.

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Mon
Dec 10 2012 9:00am

Monster of the Week: Jason Voorhees (and the Sound of Sex)

Monster of the Week: Jason Voorhees (and the Sound of Sex)You probably dismiss Jason Voorhees as just another rampaging psychopath, one with an intense desire to murder nymphomaniac teens. And indeed, the subject’s propensity for pro-abstinence bludgeoning knows no bounds—but were you aware of  the science behind his modus operandi?

Like other North American Slashers of his species, Jason preys on copulating teens because the act of mating provides an irresistible target. But it’s not because the teens in question are naked, intertwined and preoccupied. Nope, it all comes down to the sound of their enthusiastic boning.

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Mon
Nov 12 2012 9:00am

Monster of the Week: C.H.U.D.s

Hurricane Sandy’s impact on New York City’s subterranean rat population made the news this week, but let us not forget the other denizens of the Big Apple’s dreary underworld. No, I’m not talking about the giant alligators, subway ghouls, Judas bugs or the hoary Fathers who dine on butchered commuters.

I’m of course talking about the C.H.U.D.s.

These Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers were a common sight during the early 1980s, frequently venturing out from their homes in the sewers and subway tunnels to chow down on transient tartare. By the end of the 90s,  Rudy Giuliani exterminated most of New York City’s C.H.U.D. population (their mounted heads still line his Manhattan office) and recent flooding no-doubt depleted their already reduced numbers.

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Mon
Nov 5 2012 9:00am

Monster of the Week: Dr. Freudstein

Monster of the Week on Tor.com by Robert Lamb: Dr. Freudstein

The annals of mad science are full of great men who selflessly put their bodies and minds on the alter of scientific research.

They cut corners.

They employed questionable logic in the pursuit of their grand dreams.

But hey, at least they had the certitude to experiment on themselves rather than the crop of buxom teens imprisoned in their basement.

Which leads us to our monster of the week: Dr. Jacob Freudstein.

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Mon
Oct 29 2012 9:00am

Monster of the Week: Judas Breed (The Mimic)

According to the science behind actual insect mimickry... the Judas Breed from The Mimic should be sexy?

To survive in New York City, you’ve gotta be willing to roll with with a lot of hostility. The air quality is horrid, real estate prices kill puppies in their sleep and hordes of giant insects tear through the subways with human faces.

We’ve all heard the stories. At a distance, these man-sized mantises look like a random schmo in a trench coat—the sort of person you see on the train every day without ever really seeing them at all. If you take a close look, however, you’ll notice the “coat” actually consists of folded insect wings and the “face” comes together when the creature raises two specially-evolved forearms that together create the semblance of a human face.

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Mon
Oct 22 2012 10:00am

Monster of the Week: Trolls

The science behind trolls

Norway is troll country.  Oh sure, the electronic music and pickled fish are nice too, but it’s the region’s indigenous populations of hulking, deformed hill monsters that captivate our imaginations and draw in millions of tourists a year.*

Generally speaking, trolls are hulking, hairy repugnant brutes with a penchant for destruction and a lethal weakness to sunlight. By day, they rest up in their underground lairs and mountain caves. By night, they wander and rampage through the wilderness, occasionally encountering humans – which they may eat, ignore or bestow with riches, depending on their temperament.

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Mon
Oct 15 2012 10:00am

Monster of the Week: The Blob

Count your lucky stars, America, because this great nation hasn’t suffered an attack from caustic, ravenous space jelly since 1988.

The first recorded blob incident occurred back in 1958, when a small meteorite crash landed just outside Phoenixville, Pa. Much like the encounter thirty years later in Arborville, Calif., the first victim was a hobo, who—like many of America’s rail-riding rag sages—was the self-appointed guardian of a local teenage make-out point. It’s a tradition that no doubt dates back to ancient times, when hoary, pagan fertility priests presided over local epicenters of underage sex.

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Thu
Sep 20 2012 5:00pm

A Great Non-Slasher Slasher Film: Beyond the Black Rainbow

A Great Non-Slasher Slasher Film: Beyond the Black RainbowPanos Cosmatos’s Beyond the Black Rainbow is the best looking non-slasher slasher film since Drive.

That’s to say, both films hypnotize viewers with a phenomenal visual style and a fantastic retro synth score. Both films descend somewhat unexpectedly into slasher horror movie motifs in their third acts. The difference is that while Drive told a traditional and solid story (albeit at a slow pace), Beyond the Black Rainbow attempts something far more ambiguous, ambitious and even slower.

The movie takes us back to a VHS-fueled 1983, where an ominous scientist named Barry (Michael Rogers) observes a  mysterious mute girl named Elena (Eva Allan) within the confines of a highly-stylized scientific facility.  Think a healthy mix of Kubrick’s 2001 and Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm—that’s the sort of world the film takes us through.

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Tue
Jun 26 2012 3:00pm

10 Horror Movie VHS Boxes That Scarred Me For Life

In the Stuff to Blow Your Mind episode The Horror, I chat a little bit about the horror movies at the local video store — movies I never got to rent as a child, but movies with garish VHS covers capable of traumatizing and inspiring young minds like mine.

I mean, the 90s video store was such a fantastic thing — this gallery of little painted boxes, each one encapsulating an idea. But unlike a book in a library or anything on the Internet, there was no instant gratification. You actually had to rent this crap to learn more — and that simply wasn’t an option for a kid like me. What the cover art hinted at (and maybe the back of the box if you were daring and dad was over in the war section), your imagination continued to build upon.

And build upon for years...

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