from Off the Top of My Head: The Official Blog of the Headless Horseman

It’s been sagging,
slowly browning,
and it looks
just like I’m frowning.
On the stem I've pinned
some paper pines—
they help the stink,
I think.
May 16, 2012
Dress Your Marines in White
Murder in powdered form. What a life.
May 9, 2012
About Fairies
Some things happen whether or not you clap your hands.
May 3, 2012
At the Foot of the Lighthouse
I am American. We are all Americans.
April 25, 2012
Prophet
Some men are born monsters. Others made so.
from Off the Top of My Head: The Official Blog of the Headless Horseman

It’s been sagging,
slowly browning,
and it looks
just like I’m frowning.
On the stem I've pinned
some paper pines—
they help the stink,
I think.
from Off the Top of My Head: The Official Blog of the Headless Horseman

I was first to go headless.
I started the trend.
I remember a time
when a person could shout,
“Hey! That guy has no head!
It’s a pumpkin instead!”
and you’d know it was me
he was talking about.
from Off the Top of My Head: The Official Blog of the Headless Horseman

It’s supposed
to be scary,
you know.