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May 28 2009 1:05pm

When All Else Fails, Add a Tagline: A Movie News Roundup

Wow, it has been another busy week in Hollywood. Whether studios are trying to dredge movie reboots out of the cinematic compost heap or filmmakers are stomping on the cultural spectrum of its source material, there’s never a dull moment in this machine. Check out the new, the notable, and the unimaginably frightening (hint: TRON).

- The first film stills of Avatar: The Last Airbender have been released, just in time for everyone to remember how ridiculous this casting is. So far we have a shot of Prince Zuko looking badass and a shot of Aang looking Caucasian.

- The official GI Joe poster has been released! Please note you can enjoy two horrible taglines, rather than just one! For those who don’t read Blurry-ese: “Evil Never Looked So Good” and “When All Else Fails, They Don't,” which made me laugh out loud when I read it, I'm not even going to pretend otherwise. Stop giving away the plot, poster!

[So Buffy, Tron, and a piranha walk into a bar...]