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Feb 19 2015 2:30pm

Afternoon Roundup: Open This Selfie and You’re Dead

Helsinki statue selfie weeping angels

The Weeping Angels have figured out how to take selfies! (Or, a Helsinki website teamed up with photographer Rio Gandara, but we won’t be fooled.) So, what’s the plan now? They Snapchat these to us and we can never blink again? #selfie #dontblink #blinkandyouredead

Afternoon Roundup brings you a personalized letter from J.K. Rowling, the cover for Mira Grant’s new book, and a Powers featurette.

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Feb 4 2015 2:30pm

Afternoon Roundup: Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd, Four is a Cool Pop Culture Art Show

Mass Hysteria art show pop culture crowds Truck Torrence Kill Bill

Truck Torrence’s solo art show Mass Hysteria! (coming up at Gallery1988) is quite the undertaking, as it documents all of his favorite pop culture crowds. That’s a lot of chibi face-melted Nazis, Thriller zombies, and Chitauri to draw. Click here to see the full print of The Bride getting her sweet revenge and to learn more about the show.

Afternoon Roundup wants to play the Magicians RPG; feels inadequate next to The Mountain and his giant tree; and is dying to know what happened to all of the Cullens.

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Oct 6 2014 5:00pm

The YA Roundup: More Twilight Films on the Way. Yay?

Welcome to the YA Roundup, keeping you in the know with the latest YA news, book deals, releases and cover reveals!

This week covers the banning of The Fault in Our Stars, the largest Harry Potter Memorabilia collection in the world, and more stories from the world of Twilight, coming to a computer near you!

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Oct 6 2014 12:00pm

Twilight Will Live on Through Short Film Fanfic for Facebook

Twilight short films Facebook

Twilight is coming back. Sort of. Only two years after Breaking Dawn, Part 2 brought us the weirdest mash-up of non-starter epic battle and creepy baby/werewolf love affair (it’s only been two years?) Lionsgate and Stephenie Meyer are teaming up to make a slew of new Twilight-inspired short films. The twist is that these short films will be created by five aspiring female directors. So, basically fanfiction. Oh, and the films are premiering on Facebook.

That’s a lot to take in, so let’s break this down point by point. Hold on tight, spider monkeys.

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Sep 19 2014 5:00pm

The Horrifying Truth About the Matt Smith Years of Doctor Who

Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill, Amy and Rory, Doctor Who

We found this on Tumblr, and now we cannot un-think it, and it hurts.

[Don’t say we didn’t warn you.]

Sep 16 2014 8:00am

Morning Roundup: We’ve Found a Delicious Alternative to Fish Fingers and Custard

So we’re good with the Police Box doughnut, and Lime Lord makes a certain kind of sense, although we agree with The Mary Sue that it’s a terrible pun. But what makes the Weeping Angel doughnut a Weeping Angel doughnut? If you blink, does it inch closer to your mouth? If so, we’ll just sit here with our eyes shut until one leaps into our waiting maws... And if you would like a Doctor Who doughnut in your maw, travel to The Donut Whole in Wichita!

Morning Roundup comes to you, fresh from dreams of donuts and time travel, and offers you links. Ben Affleck talks about Batman’s anger! Patrick Rothfuss says enough with the dragons already! And Ursula K. Le Guin puts a bird on it!

[Plus, the transportation system of the future!]

Jun 27 2014 2:15pm

This Video Proves That Even SFF Characters Need to Stop and Take Selfies

Voldemort selfie video sci-fi fantasy characters Frodo Indiana Jones Neo Leonidas

Because even when you’re newly resurrected from your ghoulish half-life, sometimes you’ve got to halt everything and snap a photo because damn girl, you look fabulous.

[We can’t stop watching this selfie video]

Apr 1 2014 10:00am

Spoilers For Every Book Ever

Superman is Clark Kent Batman illustration by Sergio Aragones

Look at you! There’s no time to read. You have decisions to make! Like “what do I become if not an astronaut?” and “how is internet formed?”

But you are so popular! Like George McFly after “Earth Angel” is done playing! And everyone else reads. And it’s all they ever want to talk about. (So boring!)

Don’t worry! We relate. Here is a list of book spoilers for science fiction and fantasy books (and others) so you can feel like king of the party. Always know what everyone is talking about!

[Shhh! Spoilers for all the books ahead!]

Mar 17 2014 8:00am

Morning Roundup: Martyred Spock is an Icon We Can All Revere

Nan Lawson is an L.A.-based artist and illustrator, who does beautiful, mournful portraits of pop culture icons. We love her Scully & Mulder, Pris, and Lyra, but this Spock with his caption “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” is truly perfect.

Morning Roundup has so many links! Including Shailene Woodley’s thoughts on Twilight, some of the popular culture’s greatest imposters, and news for Captain America 3!

[There’s also a pug at the end of this post.]

Feb 24 2014 3:00pm

The YA Roundup: John Green Talks About Twilight, Inserts Foot Into Mouth

Welcome to the YA Roundup, where we give you the low down on YA bookish news, gossip, new releases and cover reveals.

This week’s news covers the controversy surrounding John Green’s comments on Twilight, The Jungle Book’s return to film, the Kardashians’ book deal (we’ve given up on keeping up with them), and tons of covers to make your eyes glaze over and your wallet cry out for mercy.

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Nov 26 2013 11:00am

10 Movies That Really Need Robots

Sometimes a movie fails to inspire. Maybe it’s too slow, or the dialogue is flat. Maybe the characters spend too much time looking at the horizon, knitting their alabaster brows, feeling things so complex and soulful that normal people fall asleep watching them. Maybe it’s my editing heart or just my human desire not to be bored, but I often find myself thinking “What this movie needs is... an OCD fisherman on a meth binge” or “...a few more rabid dogs” or even “...Satan, arriving on a bicycle to rule the earth for a thousand years.”

Since writing my book, which features robots in a prominent role, I’ve been obsessing on robots I love in the movies. A movie with a robot in it has never really let me down. I’m not sure I can establish an absolute cause and effect relationship here, but if vampires and zombies can be surgically added to beef up the entertainment value of familiar tales, then I feel robots can be applied medicinally to movies that fail to excite. Here are ten movies I can really see improving after a stiff shot of robot.

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Apr 5 2013 8:00am

Morning Roundup: Tom Hardy Trains Younger Bane To Mumble

We know this one has been making the rounds on the inter-webs, but we really love this picture of Tom Hardy hanging out with a tiny Bane who will surely never learn to speak properly thanks to his hero-worship. But seriously, how awesome is this kid? How awesome is Tom Hardy? How awesome are you? Good morning!

Your collection of daily offsite links will answer your questions about who is more popular between Chris Pine and Benedict Cumberbatch, give you some solid book news, make you a better person, and more!

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Mar 15 2013 10:00am

All The Best Vampires Are Irish

Irish Vampires Buffy Twilight Dracula Being Human Angel Ireland Preacher Cassidy Bram StokerNowadays, when you mention “vampires,” people tend to think of sparkly teens or pasty-faced creeps in collared capes moaning “I vant to suck your blood” in some generic Eastern European accent. While those might be the most iconic images of the bloodsucker zeitgeist, they’re not necessarily the best. Bram Stoker’s Dracula may have defined the vampire for the modern era, but although we associate the story with Transylvania, we tend to forget that Stoker* himself was actually born in Clontarf, County Dublin, which lends further credence to a simple truth: all the best vampires are Irish.**

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Jan 10 2013 9:00am

Morning Roundup: Ghostbuster Ackbar Refuses to Say That One Line

We know what to say here. You know what to say here. So just go ahead and say. We can’t say it for you. Look at Ackbar. Look at what he’s holding. Okay, we’re all done with that. We don’t need to make the joke.

Your daily offsite links are totally a trap. Highlights include.

  1. Why Stephen Hawking is twisted and evil more machine now than man.
  2. Emma Stone really likes the script for the new Spider-Man. Honest. 
  3. Children attack Neil deGrasse Tyson. 

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Dec 4 2012 12:00pm
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The Complex Mathematical Formula Behind Twilight’s Success

Lucy Knisley

Lucy Knisley cracks the complex mathematical formula behind Twilight’s success - in comic form!

Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 (of ∞) continues to rampage as the number one movie in America, and while the success of the movies and books comes as no surprise, no one has addressed the most important question surrounding that success: Why?

Luckily, Lucy Knisley (illustrator and author of the forthcoming First Second graphic novel Relish: My Life in the Kitchen, and the webcomic Stop Paying Attention) recently cracked the complex mathematical formula behind the franchise’s mammoth success. She undertook months of painstaking research to achieve this hard-won goal, but she's feeling much better now.

Check it out in comic form below and walk away enlightened.

[The secret to Twilight’s success finally revealed]

Nov 21 2012 11:00am

What Made The Twilight Movies Bearable Was How Meta They Were

What Made The Twilight Movies Bearable Was How Meta They Were

If you look at all five Twilight movie posters, you can see the tone slowly shift from almost painfully serious (vampiric Edward looming over frail Bella) to ridiculous (werewolves and vamps charging across the snow in the final battle). This change reflects the movies’ eventual descent into entirely meta self-awareness, making 2012’s Breaking Dawn, Part 2 into nearly a parody of 2008’s Twilight.

By the time that Twilight first hit theaters, Stephenie Meyer’s novels were already a literary and pop culture phenomenon. Fans breathlessly awaited the first movie adaptation; and like Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, it was almost entirely by-the-book. But as Summit Entertainment released each subsequent sequel, it became clear that the Twilight movies have two very different audiences: the “Twihard” fanbase, and those who see the films ironically.

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Nov 19 2012 3:30pm

Breaking Dawn, Part 2: Electric Twilightening

Alex Brown tears into the movie adaptation of Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2I have tried, since stumbling out of the theater Thursday night in a bilious fury, to write an objective review of Breaking Dawn Part 2, the final movie in the Twilight series, and always ended up instead with a creative mélange of George Carlin’s seven dirty words. Today I have decided this is a movie that neither deserves nor needs my objectiveness, niceness, or professionalism.

So fair warning: this is not a review. This is a hatepost. At least once in every critic’s life they encounter a film that offends them down to their very soul. For me, this is that movie. Never in my life have I been so close to storming out of a theater before the end credits. If you want a review, please proceed to Natalie Zutter’s post. Otherwise, put on your troll hats and prepare to sound off in the comment thread. Also, spoilers.

[“Lot of red eyes around here...” Yes, Jacob, eyes red with angry, ragey rage at having to listen to you speak.]

Nov 16 2012 2:30pm

Wrestling Mountain Lions, Logic, and Plot Twists: Breaking Dawn, Part 2

Spoiler review of Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 opens with newly-vampiric Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) wrestling a mountain lion in mid-air and taking a bite out of its jugular as her first post-transformation meal. And the rest of the movie either matches or exceeds that level of absurdity. (Warning: There'll be spoilers for the big plot twist later in this post, but I'll give you another warning.)

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Jun 20 2012 11:23am

They’re Finally the Same Temperature! Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 Trailer Revealed

Good news, Twilight fans! A full trailer for Breaking Dawn, Part 2 has finally arrived. Get your fill of Volturi vs. vampire action, Bella fighting, and that creepy creepy Renesmee child.

(PSA for non-Twilight fans: Good news! This is the last Twilight film.)

Apr 17 2012 11:00am

Hey, Everyone — Stop Taking This Picture! (No, I Mean It.)

So, the most recently released image of Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises kind of got me worked up. The moment I saw it I think I said something to the nature of, “If I have to see one more woman posed with her behind in my general direction, looking smouldering-ly over her shoulder, I’m going to punch someone in the face. And you two [my officemates] should be worried, since you’re the closest people at hand.” My co-workers generally prefer a non-violent environment, so I decided to work through this the only way I know how: with lots of photographic evidence.

It’s not that we all haven’t noted how prevalent titilation is where women in the media are concerned, but this pose in particular is everywhere. And why should that be?

Well, it typically does a good job of showing off all of a lady’s assets for one. And I’m sure if an actress isn’t quite so curvy, showing off her posterior (wow, how many synonyms for “butt” will I have to use in this?) sounds like a good way of ramping up sex appeal. It’s also a pose that tells you, in no uncertain terms, “I’m here for you to objectify me. It’s okay, you don’t have to feel bad about it.”

Now, there is no problem with women being sexual, of course. But when you begin to see certain trends over and over, it’s not hard to figure out who is the benefactor of the imagery. Also important to note, this doesn’t happen to men with anywhere near the same frequency.

And it happens all the time. Observe:

[No, really, look at this]