Coming from artist Madéleine Flores is the biggest plot-twist spoiler alert of all time: David Bowie is Harry Potter’s true father! We always thought James Potter was a little underdeveloped in the latter books, and now we know why: he was a ruse to hide the Bowie! We do wonder what house Bowie was sorted into, though. Was it Hufflepuff? Gryffindor? Viacom?
Your daily offsite links are are full of stardust, man. Highlights include:
- Bambi will scare you. Again.
- Carrie Fisher is really, for sure, going to be in Star Wars again.
- The Doctor asks for hand-outs.