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Hermione Granger Wants You to Do Your Own F*cking Homework

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Hermione Granger Wants You to Do Your Own F*cking Homework

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Published on December 16, 2016

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Hermione Granger, homework

James Davis Nicoll asked for something special yesterday on Facebook: specifically a song where Hermione Granger maybe ranted about not doing other peoples’ homework for them (something that she spends an inordinate amount of time doing, for a person who already does everything else).

The call was answered, my friends. And it is beautiful. (Also full of curse words, so maybe NSFW?)

Here is the response, written in a day by JTigwell. Enjoy this ode to the overworked and under-appreciated everywhere:

And here are all the lyrics, if you are so inclined to sing this at your next holiday party/talent show/The Voice audition.

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Emmet Asher-Perrin

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Emmet Asher-Perrin is the News & Entertainment Editor of Reactor. Their words can also be perused in tomes like Queers Dig Time Lords, Lost Transmissions: The Secret History of Science Fiction and Fantasy, and Uneven Futures: Strategies for Community Survival from Speculative Fiction. They cannot ride a bike or bend their wrists. You can find them on Bluesky and other social media platforms where they are mostly quiet because they'd rather talk to you face-to-face.
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