SCALZI PHONE HOME

“I’m an island hipster,” author John Scalzi lamented on Twitter after posting a photo of himself wearing an Aloha shirt and riding a Hawaiian fixie. “In retrospect, it was inevitable.” But what he probably didn’t anticipate was the internet’s love of a Photoshoppable picture. In true FTFY (“fixed that for you”) fashion, Twitter user @hentosz revealed that Scalzi is so much more—a rescuer of stranded botanists, for one! Maybe if we look in the night sky tonight, we’ll see a particular silhouette against the moon…