Nothing Can Prepare You for the Horror of Frozen!

Were you tricked into believing that Frozen was a heartwarming tale of sisterly love and acceptance? Because is turns out that it works far better as a vehicle for sheer, icy terror.

Self-described “movie freak” Bobby Burns expertly tweaked the film for this horror movie recut, leeching out the color and adding a chilling (sorry) score that gives the whole thing a rather sinister edge.


And if that wasn’t creepy enough, this rewrite of “Will you Help me Build a Snowman,” by Mary Medley (which builds on Alisha L’s earlier homicidal rendition) gives Elsa and Anna’s parents the ending they probably deserved.


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