Morning Roundup: Justin Bieber is Being Sent Into Space

We’re so sorry, but they’re sending Justin Bieber into space and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. In retrospect, we should have expected this. Bieber came from the universe and he belongs to the universe. We were just lucky to have him for as long as we did.

Your morning roundup would quote a Justin Bieber lyric to ironic effect here but we can’t find any.


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