Morning Roundup: Kirk and Spock Kidnap Vader, Demand Ransom

In response to the news that J.J. Abrams is cheating on them, James Kirk and Spock of Vulcan promptly kidnapped has-been warlord Darth Vader and threw him in the brig of the Starship Enterprise. Kirk and Spock have claimed they will release Vader only if J.J. comes back to them with chocolates, roses, and a mix-tape of their favorite songs, including cool Beastie Boys album tracks.

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  1. Glee to Jonathan Coulton: Fuck off.
  2. One of your favorite filmmakers has seen ghosts.
  3. An awesome guy name Neil hanging out with an awesome guy named Christopher.


Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com. Stubby can hang onto Vader for a few days if Spock and Kirk get bored.

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