Morning Roundup: Grand Moff Tarkin Loves Luke Skywalker

If you’re evil and you have an evil twin, what does that look like? We think it looks something like this. In a bizzaro universe, Grand Moff Tarkin is a nice person who bakes cookies for his friends, and Luke Skywalker is someone who hates cute pictures of puppies. Jabba is the same. (Picture via Retro Star Wars on Facebook.)

Your other offsite links are equally zany. Highlights include.

  1. How the Iron Man/Cyberman fooled us!
  2. The dumbest Star Wars rumor yet.
  3. Why DS9 didn’t like lights.

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