The above is a selection from You Chose Wrong, a Tumblr collecting some of the more amusing choices from Choose Your Own Adventure-style books that would lead to your death. We were, of course, tickled to find this random death from Star Challenge #2: The Android Invasion. Scroll through to find a case of mistaken bear identity, James Bond cooked alive, and more.
Stubby the Rocket is the mascot of Tor.com. Stubby’s sections often erupt with ionfire, but mostly because the parties it throws are off the chain.