Thanks to The Mary Sue for this one—In the battle over who’s house is greatest, we all know the truth: it’s Hufflepuff. So, in the interest of telling it like it is, some very talented people got together to make sure we all remember. Just trust us, this parody (set to Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way”) is lyrically solid, hilarious, and looks so darn good. And they have a dog! Who’s name is Hufflepup! We love you, Hufflepup!
Stubby the Rocket is the Tor.com mascot. Stubby was born this way, which is the way that all rockets are born.