Need an apartment cleaning service? We recommend these spectacular Daleks guys. They can do just about anything (including extermination!), though they do seem to have a lot of medical emergencies. They have impeccable penmanship toocheck out that gorgeous cursive handwriting.
We found this on Tumblr and had to share. You should probably print it out and hang it on a doorknob for someone you love (or alternatively loathe) to find.