On Our Radar: The Perfect Chair for Your Secret Underground Lair

You need this chair. It’s calling to the dark corners of your thoughts. You want to sip tea in it and plot the end of the world through the cunning use of fly paper. You and this chair could summon armies and probably figure out exactly what goes into the flavor blue raspberry. This chair will raise your I.Q. by at least 22.4 points.

Maximo Riera is responsible for this creation, and he has other animal chairs (rhino, elephant, and walrus currently, with beetle and whale on the way), but we’re pretty sure this is the classiest.


Stubby the Rocket is the Tor.com mascot. All of the chairs aboard Stubby look like upside down Roman legionnaire helmets. The crew has never asked.

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