Morning Roundup: Panic! Kristen Stewart Has Been Cast in Akira

Welcome to Wednesday. Your mission, should you decide to accept, it will be to find a way to become cooler than Stubby the Rocket. If you fail in becoming cooler than Stubby the Rocket, the internet will disavow any knowledge of your coolness. This blog will self-destruct after you have read all the fun offsite links. Highlights include:

1.) Brass bugs.

2.) Shapeshifting Fringe dust-up.

3.) A Cthulhu hidden on the internet!

From our handy “Of Interest” sidebar:

Stubby the Rocket is the voice and mascot of Stubby the Rocket is still cooler than everyone, if only because Stubby is a rocket and you are not.


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