Reason #8769 Why 3D Isn’t Always a Good Thing

I love Star Wars. 3D and I, on the other hand, we don’t get along so well. It was a bad break up and we’re currently seeing other people. (3D is seeing everyone, while I’m a bit more selective.) So for those of you who perhaps hadn’t heard the news, the Star Wars saga is currently being converted into 3D format for the big screen. The Phantom Menace will get there first, early in 2012, and… well, what more is there to say?

Other than the fact that we’re already having nightmares about Jar Jar trying to grab fruit with his tongue and strangling us instead?

Emmet Asher-Perrin writes for a few websites, and tweets and all the rest of it.