Star Wars Gets the Silent Treatment

As we prepare to 23-skidoo our way out of the Flatiron Building and into the weekend, we thought we’d Lindy Hop back to the future and check out what’s going on long, long, looooooooong ago, in a galaxy far, far away:

NOOOOOOOO! We anxiously await the next thrilling installment of “Silent Star Wars” in which a menacing, mustachioed Jabba will presumably demand that Princess Leia pay the rent, then tie her to some railroad tracks in a gold bikini. Will help arrive in time? Is Obi-Wan Kenobi her only hope? Are these the droids you’re looking for? Who knows, but in the meantime, have a great weekend, everyone!

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