True Facts of the Science! #3

Science announced today that it is closer than ever to finding a cure for “the particular discomfort.” This inflammation of the proximity (proximititis) afflicts twice as many people, and is often accompanied by symptoms including a presented aspect to the tissues. Until as recently as a while ago, the most common treatment involved a mild application overnight.


Noted furniture psychic Flora Spoils was born in her home town of São Paulo, Wyoming, where she teaches shibari knitting to the elderly.

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