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Reactor

If ever you wanted a page to remind you of where to find one man’s bad poetry and other abuses of English you could never possibly need, this is it. You’re welcome. Here, Jason Henninger, amateur-professional cleverist, will speak giraffe at you.

I Speak Fluent Giraffe

I Speak Fluent Giraffe: Gaul Deluxe Anti-Free Pairs February 22, 2010
“Henngar the Hungry”

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I Speak Fluent Giraffe: Gaul Deluxe Anti-Free Pairs February 15, 2010
“Gaul Deluxe Anti-Free Pairs”

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I Speak Fluent Giraffe: Shpydah! February 08, 2010
“Shpydah!”

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I Speak Fluent Giraffe: Triage of Porks February 01, 2010
“A Triage of Porks”

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I Speak Fluent Giraffe: Planet Earse January 25, 2010
“Planet Earse”

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I Speak Fluent Giraffe, Dali January 18, 2010
“The Love Song of S. Alvador Dali”

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I Speak Fluent Giraffe

The Lovecraftian Stories
In celebration of Cthulhu Month.

Nyarlathotep, Brian Elig December 4, 2009
“Nyarlathotep, I’m Breaking Up With You”
December 7, 2009
“The Other Other Gods”
December 11, 2009
“At the Libs of Madness”
December 14, 2009
“Rudolf, the Pink-Skinned Deep One”
December 18, 2009
“Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Night-Gaunt”
December 21, 2009
“The Accursed Waning Ossuary”

 

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Jason Henninger

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I'm the assistant managing editor of Living Buddhism Magazine, fond of philosophical fiction, magical realism and good ol' farmboy-saves-the-world fantasy epics. I write short stories, poems and novels that my mother thnks are really great. Now, if I could just get my mom to work for a publisher, I'd be set. Oh and here's a really outdated clip of me contact juggling. It's a fun hobby and may some day win me the heart of Jennifer Connolly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFphHR8u01A

Jason Henninger is the assistant managing editor of Living Buddhism magazine. His short fiction has appeared in the anthology Hastur Pussycat, Kill! Kill! and various ill-fated and short-lived webzines. He marvels that he's not caused the demise of Tor.com.

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