Outside the spaceship
The Reindeer pause
Transports in good Santa Claus
Down through the tubes with lots of toys
All for the little ones, Christmas joys
Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go
Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go
Outside the spaceship at klick, klick, klick
Down through the tubes with good Saint Nick
First comes the stocking of little Speil,
Oh dear Santa, fill it well
Give hir a dolly that laughs and cries,
Pilots a FireSpit to kill off Sghlshieghs1 !
Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go
Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go
Outside the spaceship at klick klick klick
Down through the tubes with good Saint Nick
Next comes the stocking of little Trill,
Oh, just see what a glorious fill,
Extraspecies D-books, an OmnitrackTM
To trace nil-space and even come back!
Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go
Ho ho ho, who wouldn’t go
Outisde the spaceship at klick klick klick
Down through the tubes with good Saint Nick!
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Merry Christmas to you
(even if you live in a distant post-apocalyptic future where humanity is reduced to a small population in a refugee FTL LifeShip donated by a mysteriously benevolent alien race dedicated to drafting all Phi Quadrant species in a war and colonization race against a dark and unknowable foe with a name that sounds suspiciously like a cat throwing up a hairball)
And to all a good night!
1 One syllable, approximate transliteration from Hingal speech, just take a go and give it your best shot, hopefully with no one in accidental spitting distance.